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Recent Game Reviews
Naruto Dating Sim
Rated 3 / 5 stars May 15, 2005
odd, to say the least
I'm a huge fan of Naruto (especially sasukeXsakura), so i played through a bit, and it wasn't bad...
...but for the love of crap, they're like 13! I'd rather not see hentai scenes wih underage characters >_>.
Anime Tower
Rated 4 / 5 stars May 30, 2004
An interesting idea
It's interesting(Naruto and its theme songs are definite plsues!), but it's just not informative enough, and thus something like this really isn't appropriate for a flash application. This would be better applied as an anime encyclopedia CD, with more information on the discussed subjects. So while i like it, it's far too general.
P.S. Dubbing isn't always bad. Go watch Hellsing (both subbed and dubbed) and you'll see what i mean.
ultimate flash sonic
Rated 4.5 / 5 stars February 27, 2004
very well done
It runs kinda slow, and it would be nice to have the up key as another jump key, but overall, one of the best flash games ever. It rocks.
Recent Audio Reviews
Abyss 901 pt.1 (Flame Mesial)
Rated 4.5 / 5 stars June 11, 2005
Very nice.
My tastes often sway toward punk, but i love a good metal riff now and then. This was very satisfying to listen to. Loved the galloping/machine gun percussion!
THANKS! Yeah it's like the reverse for me. My favourite music by far is metal, but I still listen to NOFX, Offspring, Rancid etc. Thank you for the review!
Recent Movie Reviews
Rated 2.5 / 5 stars November 21, 2006
The dance was pretty funny...
...but come on. You can't appear on a paid political campaign advert and be completely immune to criticism at the same time. It's just not fair.
See, I'm one of those insane people that believed Limbaugh actually had a valid stance in asking wether or not Fox exaggerated to play on people's sympathies. While i sincerely believe Fox wasn't faking and that the dance was uncalled for, skepticism is important, people.
Satosuke, I agree with you in that when you enter the political arena, by its very nature you are bound to be received with political criticism. There is nothing wrong with that. But right-wing Squeelers such as Limbaugh use the "why can't I criticize them" line to excuse their awful attacks on the person's character rather than the points being made.
Once again, Limbaugh could've criticized Fox without being a total asshole. Coulter could've criticized Breitweiser without being a total asshole. But these people always attack the messenger rather than the message because they have nothing valuable to add. They are sideshow freaks in the circus of politics whose job is to entertain people who cannot have a civilized political debate. When they stop acting like asses, I'll stop calling them out on it.
Rated 2.5 / 5 stars November 15, 2006
wow...God is a dick.
Okay, this one was kinda funny, just because of that left turn at the end. M. Night Shyamalan would be jealous.
WHAT A TWIST!
Rated 5 / 5 stars November 15, 2006
beeeeeeeeeef jeeerrrkeeeee!!1!one!
this is the best arfenhouse yet. I'm crushed that there's not going to be another. Eiter way, this is still the pinnacle of random humor.
Oh yeah, and the subtitles are icing on the cake.